In every moment, I am filled with dread, with the thought that someone, out there, in the great expanse of this universe, would dare use a p90. Why? I can't get the thought of someone using the p90 out of my head. When I am driving to work, I can't fucking focus on driving. When I wake up in the morning, all that I could think of is how someone could possibly think of the idea of equipping the p90 in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare™️. Every time I see someone else using a p90 I think they are being held at gunpoint in real life, as there is no possible way someone could possible willingly use the p90. Every time I use it the black roze TTV sweats laugh their ass off in the hot mics and call me trash. Seriously, every time I use that gun God comes down from the heavens and strikes me down for using that ungodly amalgamation of parts.
